Things that irrationally annoy me

In no particular order:

• People writing “Følger” or “Following..” on facebook instead of clicking the fucking button saying “Get notifications for this post.
• People writing "Thanks for the add” in facebook groups. Unless it’s a secret group or you get a blowjob for even fucking signing up; SHUT THE FUCK UP unless you have something of value to add.
• People walking slow
• Lists with only 4 points.